Is ur name banana cuz id like to tap that potASSium
this fucking vietnamese resturaunt has been calling me a bitch nigga for like way too long.
I had a sub in Spanish today and she pronounced my name is casserole my name is Catherine but close enough
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#this is my favorite post
if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
im laughi ng